Headline: Housewife Makes Startling Discovery, Goes to Bed Before Midnight

This just in:

A suburban housewife and mother of 5 living the “So This Is My American Dream?” Dream recently uncovered something so controversial, so completely unbelievable, it could affect the fiber of every woman’s being.

The newly enlightened woman heard a voice, clear as day, tell her:  YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYONE, EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME.

Overwhelmed and utterly liberated by this new knowledge, the woman promptly went to bed.  Before midnight, even, for the first time in several weeks.

Asked if she’ll be stressfree and going to bed early from now on, the woman answered, “Probably not.  I’m pretty stubborn and need to learn my lessons over and over.  But, thankfully, that’s what each new sunrise is for, now isn’t it?”

This has been a little birdy, reporting live from Tree, Root, and Twig.  Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

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